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hurt my heart why dontcha.
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#simon petrikov#BMO#this is seriously fucked up u cant do this to me im so sadSNSSN#IMAGINE BEING BMO#just one day finn and jake say they'll brb and they're going on a important mission...#and BMO after this and them being gone for awhile just see's the world go into peril#death everywhere. no sign of his friends expect remnant's of the past..#and the only survivor is them...#no other's expect the thing who released hell upon this once lively and colorful world in the first place.#and BMO just accept's this...tells themselves that they're still around...cosplay's as they're old friend's...this is fucked up#in the current timeline all his friend's are gone to natural circumstances.#but for this one? it was too early. too sudden. atleast in this one BMO will remember they're name's but...man.#this poor lil robo cant get a BREAK.#AND THEY FUCKING DIE IN SACRIFICE AT THE END TOO SHUTUPPPDPDPDPD#and the fact BMO also consider's âjerryâ a friend...not knowing...that the same person caused all this.#this is...SO FUCKED UP#WHY MUST THE SHOW WRITERS DO THIS TO MY HEART.
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Grace Chasity character of all time. She's a religious zealot for both God and what is essentially the Devil. She steals a gun off of a cop and then makes her getaway on her pink bicycle (with a basket!). She brought supplies to hide a body to a simple prank. She commits quite possibly the worst Freudian slips of all time. She drinks hot water. She equates someone carrying her books for her to premarital sex. Someone dies in a freak accident and her immediate course of action is to hack up the body and bury it under the floorboards. She's canonically homophobic.
#the thing she values most in the entire world is her chastity#which has a lot of really fucked up implications!#and then gives up her chastity to a ghost on the 50 yard line on a football field#(which has even /more/ really fucked up implications!!!!)#all to save the lives of two people who very openly dislike her#polyamory could have saved her#horror tag#og fandom post tag#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#grace chasity#grace chastity
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Giving the people what they demanded
#The way multiple people told me to draw this is insane I had to commit to the bit#Did I specifically wait until Christmas Day to post this? Maybe. This is my gift to you all this holiday season#yes this was an excuse to play around with the Scott pilgrim art style judge me ok#I swear redrawing characters as band albums is going to become my new thing#Anyway this is my obligatory shit post drawing after finishing a big piece#richard lipschitz#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#grace chasity#nerdy prudes must die#starkid nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die fanart#npmd#npmd fanart#npmd starkid#starkid npmd#starkid#starkid fanart#team starkid#starkid productions#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.
#*slaps roof of meteor* this dramatic bitch can fit so many references#pokey#pokotho#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#pokey starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#lords in black#lib starkid#starkid tgwdlm#I was doodling meme LiBs and got carried away with a Slug Girl idea#Expect lots of Junji Ito references I'm so sorry#My pokey headcanon is he's a sort of slime mold/stone creature - it's all Pokey from the meteor to the spores in the air#he frequently hunts insectoid species in other dimensions and will puppeteer their corpses so bug motifs still fit#this was not supposed to be a whole thing and I got so caught up in the mold I didn't bother doing anything with the meteor sorry
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Orthodontist hate him, dentist fear him! Itâs NIBBLY!!!
(Unlike Nibbly you arenât a god so donât bite hard candy, you can and will fuck up your teeth)
#fun fact about me#my mom was an orthodontist for the first like 15-16 years of my life#you would not BELIEVE how many times my cousins would be dragged to our house at all hours of the day because they did something dumb#and broke their braces#my art#doodle#hatchetfield#nibblenephim#nibbly#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#I attempted to make his hat thing that I canât remember the name of look glittery by using stippling#and I donât think it works like I intended but oh well#canât do anything about it now
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Has this theory circulated before?
Richie actually wasnât a nerdy prude- well, not exactly. He used to be part of the cool crowd because he was on the swim team. Thats why Kyle asked if he wanted to join and not try out; he already knew he could swim. Then Max discovered what a huge anime nerd he was and his ass was kicked off the team and demoted to nerdy prude.
Itâs also why Jason and Kyle only apologize to him (because he used to be their friend), and why Max had such a grip on them- Richieâs social exile was the example of Maxâs power.
#yes this all stemmed from the one line of kyles that he join the swim team not try out#reading too much into things: a blog#starkid#starkid productions#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#max jÀgerman#starkid nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#forgive me if this has been theorized before i havent seen all the theories#not a headcanon exactly just something ive been mulling over#hatchetfield#hatchetverse
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I need a tag that says âFake dating but one of them thinks itâs real and the one who knows itâs fake actually falls for them and thereâs angst but they end up together in the endâ
#teen wolf#sterek#supernatural#the vampire diaries#harry potter#drarry#dramione#stranger things#hellcheer#steddie#bamon#fandom#ao3#fanfics#tropes#ao3 tags#like 10 things I hate about you#or chasing liberty#failure to launch#no hard feelings#first daughter#sheâs the man kinda I guess#how to lose a guy in 10 days#this one is top tier cause they both lied and both fell in love#sheâs all that#cruel intentions#never been kissed#john tucker must die#and donât tell me about a fic where they both know about the fake dating and say âI know this isnât what you asked for but-
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One of the oddest Silmarillion takes that Iâve seen recently is the idea that Beren and LĂșthien had it easy.
I mean, letâs take a look at Berenâs life. The Battle of Sudden Flame hits when heâs in his early twenties. He spends five years carrying on a guerilla war against the invasion of his homeland by orcs and other evil creatures; his mother and all his female relatives have to flee, and he has no knowledge of whether they are desd or alive, or captured. Thereâs a strange darkness speading over the forest and turning it into something out of a horror movie, a place most people wonât even dare to go into. The band of guerillas is slowly whittled down to about a dozen people, who are hunted constantly by Sauron and his wolves. Then, while he is away, his father, his uncles, and everyone else remaining are brutally killed, and he returns to find crows eating their corpses and orcs joking about looting the dead.
He carries on an guerilla alone, against Sauron, for another several years, in the haunted woods od Taur-nu-Fuin. When he absolutely canât last any longer, he crosses the most horrifying wasteland in all of Beleriand, where the only water present is poisoned and turns you mad, filled with evil spiders and who knows what other creatures. Heâs in his early thirties but heâs been through so mich that he looks like an old man. He has lost literally everyone he has ever known; he does not know if any friend or relative of his, anywhere, is still free or living.
Then he meets LĂșthien.
When he leaves Doriath on the quest of the Silmaril, which every sane person in Beleriand knows is laughably impossible, he goes to Finrod, the one person he can hope for any assustance from. Finrod has an entire realm; I donât think Beren is any expectation that Finrod will go with him personally. And what happens? The king of the largest remaining kingdom in Beleriand besides Doriath is overthrown by his own people at the instigation of Celegorm and Curufin and left with only a few loyal people around him. All of whom then die torturously in the dungeons of Sauron, followed by Finrodâs own death saving Beren.
On top of everything else heâs been through, on top of spending several months in despair being tortured in Sauronâs dungeons, the survivorâs guilt that Beren must be feeling is extreme. Even after LĂșthien rescues him, it takes him a while to recover. And he still hasnât made any progress on the quest itself!
Then theyâre attacked by Celegorm and Curufin â the people who bear a substantial amount of respinsibility for the death of Finrod and the Ten, the people who very deliberately abandoned them all to due and coerced all Nargothrond to do the same, and the people who kidnapped LĂșthien and attempted to force her into marriage â and they try to kidnap LĂșthien again, and to murder Beren.
The fact that Beren does not kill Curufin in that moment is a deed of extreme moral fortitude. The difference between Beren and LĂșthien compared with many of the FinwĂ«ans isnât that they donât face temptations, or that their choices are easy, itâs that they overcome those temptations.
So. Beren spares Curufinâs life at LĂșthienâs urging and Curufin immediately tries to murder LĂșthien; Beren jumps in front of the arrow, is severely wounded again, and for the third time since they met LĂșthien gets to work healing him. Virtually all of their time together has been spent with Beren recuperating from physical injury, psychological injury, or both.
And as soon as Beren recovers, he walks away from the one person who loves him whoâs still alive, and prepares to rob the gates of Hell, alone. Because Beleriand is dangerous, and as long as LĂșthien is with him and therefore unable to go anywhere safe, she will be in danger from both the servants of Morgoth and the sons of FĂ«anor. And even if thereâs a virtual 100% chance that him walking into Angband will lead to him being slowly tortured to death, thatâs a better option than the one person he has left getting killed or, worse, captured, because of him.
And then she goes with him anyway. And beyond all hope they actually succeed in getting a Silmaril - and then he immediately loses it, and his hand, to Carcharoth, and it was all for nothing.
And for the fourth time since LĂșthien met him, heâs near death and sheâs desperately fighting to heal him and kerp him alive, while sheâs exhausted to the point of collapse. And this is the moment when she gives up and goes back to Doriath, because that is what has the best chance of keeping Beren alive.
And then, at last, a ray of hope â Thingol looks at all theyâve been through and says, fine, you crazy kids can get married. And theyâve scarcely been married yet when they learn that oh, itâs not over, Carcharoth is rampaging through the land killing people and this needs to be dealt with. And Beren, even after everything, insists on going. (Because, hello, survivorâs guilt! he probably feels that this is his fault for, uh, getting his hand bitten off.)
(The fact that the Silmaril was, for a time, inside a wolf and outside Doriath, and Celegorm, noted hunter, never got near it, is, okay, rather amusing to me.)
And then Beren dies, saving Thingol, because he knows deeply what it feels like to lose his family and heâs not going to let that happen to LĂșthien. And she loses him instead.
Now letâs shift to LĂșthienâs point of view. Since her first meeting with Beren she has been betrayed by literally everyone she knows and everyone she meets except for Beren and Huan. She has been treated like a child, and a madwoman, and a trophy, and a pawn, and a sex object, and literally everything except an adult person whose choices have worth and meaning. She is not a superhero; she does not know what she is doing; she is terrified for practically every moment of it, for Berenâs sake even more than for her own, and for much of it she is hopeless. She does not know how or if she can achieve anything; she only knows that she has to try, because it is better than sitting in Doriath waiting to find out if Beren is dead. She puts substantial work and thought and effort into figuring out how to get out of Doriath (given in more detail in the poetic version) â and then, just when she thinks sheâs found help (note: Celegorm and Curufin do not give her their names when they first meet her; she doesnât know theyâre the sons of FĂ«anor), she is again taken captive, this time with the goal of forced marriage and the threat of rape hanging over her. And she still knows Beren is in desperate danger, and she still can do nothing about it.
When Huan aids her and she goes to Tol-in-Gaurhoth, it isnât because she feels she has the power to fight Sauron one-on-one! Itâs because sheâs desperate and canât think of any other options. And in fact, it is not she who defeats Sauron, it is Huan; once he is defeated by Huan, she has the intelligence and strength of will to force his surrender by threatening him with something he fears more than defeat, and to demand â not the freeing of Beren alone â but the destruction of Tol-in-Gaurhoth, freeing all its prisoners. The reason she defeats Sauron is not that sheâs a half-Maia badass who can wave her hands and do everything easily! The reason she defeats him is that she shows up there completely vulnerable and in effect uses herself as bait. That is an extraordinary degree of courage, not some kind of deus ex machina. And sheâs putting all the strength that she has on the line â sheâs pretty much passing out by the time she finds Beren. Similarly, all her healing of him is hard, exhausting work that sheâs doing despite being, the whole time, terrified that heâs about to die. None of this is easy.
Likewise in Angband â Huanâs advice and LĂșthienâs magic of disguise and sleep is invaluble in getting them through the door and past Carcharoth, but the reason she is able to enchant Morgoth and cast all Angband into sleep is not primarily because of extreme power, but because, like every other non-Beren person she meets, he doesnât take her seriously. Morgoth finds the idea of using Melianâs daughter as a brief entertainment amusing (and, if you read the poetic version, makes some truly creepy sexual threats against her), and thatâs how she is able to get him unguarded enough that sheâs well into her song and heâs already getting sleepy before it starts to occur to him that maybe this isnât going quite as he planned. LĂșthienâs victories are not because sheâs just on a different power level from the rest of Beleriand, theyâre because sheâs amazingly brave and willing to walk into the most dangerous places virtually defenceless. And she and Beren rely on each other utterly â after her sleep song sheâs practically passing out and can only get out of Angband because Beren is holding her up.
So this is who they are, at Berenâs death. A man who has lost everyone he loves and everyone who loves him, every friend or family, often helplessly witnessing their gruesome death â everyone except for LĂșthien. And an elf-woman who has been betrayed by everyone she loved or trusted, except for Beren.
When Beren dies, I wonder if heâs even relieved that itâs finally him dying instead of everyone around him. When he sees LĂșthien in the Halls of Mandos, I believe his first feeling would be not joy or love, but horror. That the last living person he loved, and the one he wanted above all to save, had now died because of him.
But LĂșthien isnât done. She goes to Mandos, and she sings, and her song says: look at what we have been through, look at what all Beleriand has been through, Eldar and Edain. We donât want realms or glory or power; we only want a few moments of peace with each other, and we fought so hard for it, and we didnât even get that. And when sheâs offered bliss and immortality for herself, she says No, I donât want it, not without Beren. She isnât promised happiness or long life â she only know that for the short time she will get, she will have the chance to be with Beren. And that is enough for her; for that, she gives up everything else.
This is a faerie-story; but it does not sound to me like a trite tale of easy victories handed to the heroes by Fate or by the author! They fought and struggled and sacrificed for those victories, amd they did it without ever letting go of courage, and mercy, and humility. There is a reason why this is the story that Frodo and Sam hearken back to for inspiration.
#tolkien#the silmarillion#beren and luthien#beren#luthien#look you canât dismiss this and then go: look at all maedhros has been through! he was captive he lost a hand#he had friends die in horrible ways because of decisions he made#all his family died#SO DID BEREN#he just didnât go evil because of it#so donât turn around and tell me he had an easy life!#maedhros had several hundred years in paradise#beren was fighting a hopeless war pretty much as soon as he hit adulthood!#the two people on their own are NOT the ones who have had things handed to them#the finweans had fortresses and armies and kingdoms and they DECIDED to walk into a war for vengeance and power#tolkienâs greatest heroes are always the ones who would rather live simply and peacefully#and who go through darkness and danger because they must
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Heâs such a goofy silly guy!
#there was talk of Tinky designs in brp and it really made me want to draw him again#so hereâs him#heâs so much fun#i need to draw him more#I also need to draw the other Lords#Iâd really love to draw Nibbly#I love the animal themed LIBs#I also just love all of them#hatchetfield my beloved#Iâve got some more CC stuff cooking as well#although Iâve once more started school so there will be a little bit of waiting lol#fun fact: violins and fiddles are the same thing#I learned that just yesterday#the only difference between the two is the genre of music theyâre playing#Starkid#team starkid#starkid npmd#the lords in black#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#tnoy karaxis#tânoy karaxis#Tinky#tinky npmd#curt mega#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#my art
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"If we let that get in the way of stopping the godsâ" "We won't. We cannot." DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024)
#rook#davrin#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#da4#datv#gamingedit#dragonageedit#daedit#dailygaming#videogameedit#vgedit#rook mercar#datv spoilers#userkarlo#userfelassan#reggie.gif#+++#the face economy of this gifset could power a continent#davrin's BREADTH maker i am actually so unwell#and the strands of hair that fall over lulu's shoulder are so gentle honestly#also davrin and lucanis' begrudging coworkers relationship is acc one of my fave dynamics in the game tbh like they're so funny???#and it just makes me laugh to think of how lucanis sees a rook mercar that saves minrathous and romances davrin#ismeria ditches his city for hers and then gets entangled with his Rival on the team and they develop this whole co-leadership thing#even tho ismeria tries not to show favoritism to davrin in Work settings the ENERGY around them is off the charts#god they must be INSUFFERABLE to lucanis at first LMFAOOO#it's fine they all bond over being weapons forged for someone else's cause and end up being willing to kill/die for each other or whatev
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the way Max JĂ€german is so perfectly 50% Jerma and 50% MatPat is absolutely killing me đđđ
#once you see it you cannot unsee it. i'm in tears#not that that's a bad thing!! all very handsome fellas#and i'd say both Jerma and MatPat bring a JĂ€german level of energy to the table in their own ways đđ#Max JĂ€german#Maxwell JĂ€german#Jerma#Jerma985#MatPat#game theory#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetfield trilogy#hatchetverse#starleskatalks
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I like how NPMD makes the points:
1. The presence of bullying and social hierarchies donât just hurt the victims and those lower in the hierarchy, but in fact everyone within the framework, and should be dismantled by any means necessary
2. The animosity and rivalry of jocks and nerds is ultimately a fabrication of those who wish to hurt others, and a healthy relationship between people with differing interests is both good morally and helpful for all parties
And 3. Given the slightest, even manufactured, excuse, the Police will immediately assault random people.
#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#starkid#team starkid#I enjoy how in all universes Paul and Emma find each other#and in all universes things go wrong for them#ranging from a singing alien plague or nuclear annihilation#to being killed and replaced by robots and clones#to Paul being beaten up by an incompetent police officer for no reason
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the one and only grace
#featuring my goober lords in black#also she has the black book star on one of her eyes#im very proud of that detail#the letters say:#how raw are your knees?#how often will you repent?#which i think is from some dumb twitter thing but i liked the line a lot#hatchetfield fanart#hatchetfield#grace chasity#lords in black#nerdy prudes must die#artists on tumblr#hatchetfield is actually all i can think about lately its becoming a problem
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There was a beautiful era in the 90s/early 00s of fun, female lead teen movies that just hit different, were like this golden age of girls just being girls and celebrating that feeling, and no matter how Hollywood tries they will never replicate it.
I'm talking "She's the Man," "Bend it Like Beckham" "Princess Dairies" "St. Trinian's" "What a Girl Wants" "Clueless" "Uptown Girls" "John Tucker Must Die" "DEBS".....obviously there's probably a few I missed but you get the idea. Maybe the stakes weren't as high as saving the entire world, but they were important to the characters and had friendships and silliness and the goal was almost never to get the guy and you just don't get to see that anymore. Also almost all of them had banging soundtracks.
#movies#shes the man#bend it like beckham#princess dairies#st trinians#what a girl wants#clueless#uptown girls#john tucker must die#DEBS#if you have any others please feel free too add#I want to rewatch all of these in a slumber party with my closest friends and pretend to be 14 again#nows its all just mcu and franchise movies#yes I know ten things I hate about you isn't on here#and it probably should be#but I never really liked it sorry#girl power movies
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...hey.
ritchie only dies after, right after, he takes off the nighthawk mascot costume. including the headpiece.
what blessing does a hatchetfield high nighthawk-branded baseball cap supposedly give to those who wear it, again?
"it's embued with the power of greyskull. as long as it's on your head, nothing can harm you."
:)
#starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers#i think i've officially lost it#...unrelated thing from me going back to witch in the web to verify that the hat was a nighthawk hat:#why did they specify that holloway's car is a make/model from the year paul and emma were born.#like yeah she's all about the 80s#but google tells me they were making pontiac firebirds (oh. cause's she's immortal like a phoenix.) all through the decade#so. why that year.
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Being constantly surrounded by the presence of a loving God sounds great until you realize you never know when his freaky fuckin eyes are gonna show up to check on you.
And man. They do it a LOT.
#primus please let the mech breathe#what i want to emphasize most with this iteration of optimus is the inherent fucking terror of being made a prime#really pick at those little threads of how fucked the matrix as a concept is. same with the staple tropes of op himself#the idea in tfp that it can entirely change your personality. and that if you lose it you cannot remember your time with it#those implications send me spiraling. to what degree is optimus the same being as orion pax? do you forfeit your soul to be a demigod?#do you fucking die to become a conduit for the higher being that made you? letting it puppet your mind and body like a parasitoid?#if death in transformers is simply rejoining the allspark; if the soul is something splintered off from the whole;#and if to die as a cybertronian is for that fragment to merge with the whole once again. is a prime not fundamentally a dead mech walking?#a prime stands with one pede in the afterlife and one in the land of the living and has to keep up with both at once#constantly seeing visions from a plane his processor was never meant to comprehend with optics that were never built to see it#forced to adapt into an elevated being as much as a frame that still has silly things like wants and needs and emotions and base coding can#how does a mortal live when his body is no longer just his body; but a vessel fir something holy and a tool fashioned to heal the world?#when he can never truly be alone again and he has to simply live with the ever present knowledge that he is being watched#both by his god and by the world#how does one live knowing not even their thoughts are private? when your god may be living but man he does not get the idea of boundaries#guess it must be hard to grasp personal space and all that when youre an ocean of souls that left it behind#maccadam#transformers#wayward sparks#optimus prime#art tag#sometimes i feel kinda bad for putting this bastard through The Horrors. if ws gets made all the way he will be thrown so many bones#only sometimes tho >:3
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